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May 31, 2007

Episode for May 31st - June 3rd

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Welcome to The Roundup, our weekly podcast that keeps you "uptuh date" on everything in 520 land. Brush up on your local music, listen to the podcast, and you might just save yourself from a swift beating.


Let host Pete Powell take you to places you've never dreamt of going!

The latest episode is now up! This week: A Sundown preview, Guess That Local Tune, and our Weekend Fun Time Pick.


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Yeehaw, K-Town.

May 21, 2007

Come on Barbie, Let's Go Party

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Welcome to this We Did Not Make This Up edition of the 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers to offer you some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.



Knoxville native Barbie Cummings was in a sticky situation.

Earlier this month, Ms. Cummings was driving back from a visit to an aunt in Nashville --desperate to return to her little puppies that were left home alone-- when a trooper pulled her and her pink car over for speeding. The policeman soon noticed that Barbie had liquor and narcotics in the back seat, so a quick-thinking Ms. Cummings diverted his attention to her other puppies.

Soon after disclosing to the officer that she was an adult film star, the titillated trooper immediately got on his car's laptop and went to her website. Perilously close to downloading in his pants, the officer quickly dumped the illegal drugs curbside, opened the patrol car door, invited Ms. Cummings inside, and turned the backseat into his very own porn shoot.

But was it worth it for Barbie?

"I didn't get out of anything. It was not a trade. Just like a guy - he got his, and I still got the speeding ticket."

He got his alright. The officer bragged to his co-workers about his adventures and referred them to Barbie's website, where he had given her permission to post pictures of their patrol car passion. Much to his chagrin, one of his buddies snitched.


We swear we did not make this up.




And now for our weekly rankings!



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May 17, 2007

Episode for May 17th - 20th

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Welcome to The Roundup, our weekly podcast that keeps you "uptuh date" on everything in 520 land. Brush up on your local music, listen to the podcast, and you might just save yourself from a swift beating.


Let host Pete Powell take you to places you've never dreamt of going!

The latest episode is now up! This week: An interview with Micah-Shane Brewer, a Gin Blossoms preview, Guess That Local Tune, and our Weekend Fun Time Pick.


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Yeehaw, K-Town.

May 14, 2007

Jake Gyllenhaal nude!

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Welcome to this shaallow edition of the 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers to offer you some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.



We here at 520 JUST realized that we've never posted half-naked pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal here on the site. Our deepest apologies.

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May 10, 2007

Episode for May 10th - 13th

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Welcome to The Roundup, our weekly podcast that keeps you "uptuh date" on everything in 520 land. Brush up on your local music, listen to the podcast, and you might just win yourself a hot commodity.


Let host Pete Powell take you to places you've never dreamt of going!

The latest episode is now up! This week: An interview with Christa DeCicco, a Brazilian Girls preview, Guess That Local Tune, and our Weekend Pick.


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Yeehaw, K-Town.

May 7, 2007

We Heart Gambling

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Welcome to this one-in-a-million edition of the 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers to offer you some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.



Knoxville loves it some Tennessee lottery this week!

While those hippy, education-loving Knoxvillians are overjoyed at the recent news that Tennessee gamblers have now shelled out over $800 million of their hard-earned money to the Lottery for Education Account since the its inception over three years ago, the rest of us are excited over last week's announcement of three (!) new Instant Games for us to spend our retirement money on: Royal Cash, Double Play, and Diamond White 8's. Diamond White 8's! It sounds so fancy!

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April 23, 2007

MyShame

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Welcome to the penitent 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers to offer you some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.



Last week at Cedar Bluff Middle School, an 8th grader had a morning he won't soon forget. This particular kid, like most students nowadays, had listed a couple of his extracurricular activities on MySpace. This young man, unlike most MySpace users, was blissfully unaware that if you don't set your profile to private, then just about anyone can read all about your favorite music, or look at your pictures, or, in his case, discover that you abuse pot and OxyContin. Whoops! It looks like Dad got online and was none too pleased with what he found.

So how shall I punish this incredibly naive little addict?
wondered the father. Why, I know! Public shame and humiliation! Yes indeed, this little dude's punishment was to wear a sandwich board declaring "I abused and sold drugs" while standing on the sidewalk in front of school as his friends arrived for first period.

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April 20, 2007

The Roundup for April 20th

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Welcome to The Roundup, our weekly podcast that keeps you "uptuh date" on everything in 520 land. Brush up on your local music, listen to the podcast, and you might just win yourself a t-shirt. With Joe Beuerlein in it.


The latest episode is now up! This week: Christabel & the Jons, Guess That Local Tune, and more!


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Yeehaw, K-Town.

April 16, 2007

Overtly White

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Welcome to the gahwgeous 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers to offer you some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.



...Now, Missis, do jist look at dem beautiful white hands o' yourn with long fingers, and all sparkling with rings, like my white lilies when de dew 's on 'em...

-Uncle Tom's Cabin




Be wary, Knoxville. Another transient is coming to town, and this one doesn't want your money. This one wants to eat you alive.

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April 12, 2007

The Roundup for April 12th

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Welcome to The Roundup, our weekly podcast that keeps you "uptuh date" on everything in 520 land. Brush up on your local music, listen to the podcast, and you might just win yourself a t-shirt. With Joe Beuerlein in it.


The latest episode is now up! This week: Dolly Parton, Kick Shots, tax evasion, the Yankee Jass Band, deviant sex, drag queens, carnivorous Easter Bunnies, and more!


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Yeehaw, K-Town.

April 9, 2007

Tax To Grind

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Welcome to the splendidly glorious 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers and offer up some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.



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April 5, 2007

The Roundup for April 5th

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Welcome to The Roundup, our weekly podcast that keeps you "uptuh date" on everything in 520 land. Brush up on your local music, listen to the podcast, and you might just win yourself a prize. Or scrap metal. You decide.


The latest episode is now up! In this week's edition: cost-cutting, renegade technology, Candace Parker hotness, laser fights, Jodie Manross, robot-punching, Ben Hur, Guess That Local Tune, and much more!


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Yeehaw, K-Town.

April 2, 2007

Insult to Injury

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Welcome to the below-the-belt 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers and offer up some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

Last week in a bold move, discount electronics giant Circuit City publicly announced that it was the shadiest company to have ever existed in the history of business, ever. If you haven't heard, the company recently decided to fire all of its employees who were making too much money (regardless of how many years they'd been faithfully toiling in retail hell) in an effort to slash their expenses, which put big, fat-cat smiles on shareholders' faces. And in an insult-to-injury move, Circuit City then offered to rehire the axed employees, as long as they were willing to take significant wage cuts.

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March 30, 2007

The Roundup for March 30th

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Welcome to The Roundup, our weekly podcast that keeps you "uptuh date" on everything in 520 land. Brush up on your local music, listen to the podcast, and you might just win yourself a prize. Or a malfunctioning rooster. You decide.


The latest episode is now up! In this week's edition: Jescoe, sensitive poetry, The School of 520, Guess That Local Tune, Todd Steed, Sundown in the City, and much more!


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Yeehaw, K-Town.

March 26, 2007

Yarrmen.

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Welcome to the canoodling 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers and offer up some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

Here at The School of 520, things are pretty sweet for our intern students. On the first day of class, for example, we teach them the ABC's of Rocking Out ("W is for With Your **** Out"). There is hardly ever any homework, except for mandatory band watching and bar sampling, and the only "tests" are tests of will power: being able to get up after a night out and crank out an article. Imagine our dismay, then, when things suddenly took a turn for the serious here at The School of 520. I mean, we never thought we'd have to deal with this very sensitive, very important issue, but then Phil's mom called and complained. Thanks a lot, Phil's mom.

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March 22, 2007

The Roundup for March 22nd

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Welcome to The Roundup, our weekly podcast that keeps you "uptuh date" on everything in 520 land. Brush up on your local music, listen to the podcast, and you might just win yourself a prize. Or a companion. You decide.


The latest episode is now up! In this week's edition: Scott Miller, biddable actors, Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald, empathizing with the Germans, Kevin Buchmeier, craic addicts, and more!


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March 19, 2007

You Are My Passions For Life

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Welcome to the passionate 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers and offer up some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.


We here at 520 aren't quite sure if we have the will to go on (watching daytime television).

Sure there's Ellen, in all her pant-suit feel-good dancing glory. And those deliciously loud crows from The View, shouting their opinions for the gods to hear. And there's Meredith, everywhere, bouncing from Today to Millionaire. There's even Granny and Jethro, if you can stand that show.

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March 15, 2007

The Roundup for March 15th

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Welcome to The Roundup, our weekly podcast that keeps you "uptuh date" on everything in 520 land. Brush up on your local music, listen to the podcast, and you might just win yourself a prize. Or a wife. You decide.


The latest episode is now up! In this week's edition: Drunk Irishmen, cheap do-it-yourself salad-tossing, James King Band, Guess That Local Tune, St. Patty's Day blog contest, exposed flesh, a very special mother-daughter booze run, and more!


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Yeehaw, K-Town.

March 8, 2007

The Roundup in MP3 Glory!

The Roundup, our weekly up-to-no-good podcast, is now available in user-friendly mp3 format!

This week: Pat Summitt's legs, Zodiac, man-love, The Ultimate Survivor Contest, ASSASSINS, moon worship, and more! Check out the latest episode here.

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Yeehaw, K-town.

March 5, 2007

Coaches of the Tennesseans 2: Dread Man-Chest

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March 1, 2007

The Roundup, 3/1!

If you haven't listened to The Roundup, then you haven't had Joe Beuerlein inappropriately tickle your "funny" bone. It feels real good, so listen to it, would ya?

On this week's episode: Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Yonder Mountain String Band, Sanda Allyson, Cocktails at the KMA, Al Gore, boobies, and more!

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February 26, 2007

Oscar Love

Welcome to the salubrious 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers and offer up some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

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February 23, 2007

The Roundup, 2/22

Think you know local music? Listen to The Roundup each week and test your local music aptitude. Congrats to Fisher N. for correctly identifying last week's song. This week's winner could be you, if you don't totally suck.

This week's edition: Britney Spears, Cheetos, Le Parigo, Cookies, Robinella, Sexual Deviants, Taylor Swift, and More!

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February 19, 2007

Exterior Decorating

Welcome to the salubrious 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers and offer up some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.


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February 15, 2007

The Roundup

If you've ventured onto our myspace site, you may have listened to our weekly podcast, "The 520." We're currently offering it in mp4 form, which is perfect if you have iTunes. If not, never fear, because we're working on publishing in a more user-friendly mp3 format as well.

In the mean time, this week's edition is here, and kids, we've done gone country. This week we cover our Ultimate Knox Vegas Survivor Contest, Christabel & The Jons, and Tommy Emmanuel, and offer our weekly Guess That Local Tune contest. Listen, play, and win!

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February 12, 2007

Goodness Gracious

Welcome to the new 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers and offer up some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

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February 5, 2007

Hey Hey For Pey-Pey

Welcome to the new 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers and offer up some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

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January 30, 2007

Cold Patootie

Welcome to the new 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers and offer up some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

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Just over a week ago, we here at Knoxville520 thought we were at the end times.

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January 25, 2007

August Wilson's "Fences"

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This Thursday night, The Clarence Brown Theatre at the University of Tennessee will present something never before seen on one of their professional stages: an August Wilson play. Fences, Wilson's Tony, Pulitzer, and Drama Desk winning masterpiece, deals with race relations and the African-American experience of 1950s Pittsburgh, as witnessed by the fictional Maxson family.

August Wilson is best known for Fences (1985) and his other popular works, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom (1982) and The Piano Lesson (1989), which also won the Tony, Pulitzer, and Drama Desk awards. What audiences may not know is that these works are part of a ten-play cycle that chronicle the social issues of African -Americans in the Unites States over the span of the 20th century. Each play, in fact, takes place in a different decade, and nine of the ten pieces take place in Pittsburgh. Characters in these plays often appear in more than work, as do the specific locations the characters inhabit.

The CBT's new Artistic Director, Calvin MacLean, had a hand in picking this year's selections back last spring when he accepted his job offer here. As I learned when I interviewed him this past fall, MacLean wants to make sure that the Clarence Brown fulfills not only its role as a professional regional theatre, but also its role in supplying quality theatre for different interests, whether they be "a little offbeat or unusual or experimental or student-centered." As for Fences, Maclean thinks that "it's about time that [the play] gets done" here. Read the rest of my interview with Calvin Maclean here.

Fences is directed by Ron Himes, a visiting director who hails from The Black Rep in St. Louis where he is the Producing Director. The cast is comprised wholly of Equity actors, including Horace E. Smith III, who was seen last year as Jim in the CBT's production of Big River. Fences previews this Thursday, and has its opening night Friday at 8 p.m. Check our listings for ticket prices and information. The play will run through Sunday, February 11th.


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Ron Himes, Director

January 8, 2007

Pat & Pearl

Welcome to the new 520 blog, The Monday After. This is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers and offer up some quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

This week marks an important yearly turning point in the lives of us Knoxvillians. It is the same week every year that we realize how silly it was to get all worked up over the Volunteer's football season when all it gave us was disappointment, headaches, and another damn loss to the Gators. It is the week that we come to our senses, notice our families again for the first time since August, and realize that what's really important in our lives can be found not at Neyland Stadium (duh!) but instead at Thompson-Boling Arena, where our happiness was surely hiding all along.

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January 2, 2007

Rocco's Modern Life

Welcome to the brand-new 520 blog, The Monday After. This blog is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers to offer up quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past week, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

Jeez, what a week.

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December 18, 2006

Holy Crap, I Graduated!

Welcome to the brand-new 520 blog, The Monday After. This blog is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers to offer up quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past weekend, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

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Last week, UT had its annual fall commencement ceremony at the Thompson Boling Arena.

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December 11, 2006

Dolly Parton Tribute Edition

Welcome to the brand-new 520 blog, The Monday After. This blog is our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers to offer up quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past weekend, including gigs, concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

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December 4, 2006

Bond. Naked Bond.

Welcome to the brand-new 520 blog, The Monday After. This blog will be our attempt to blast through our Monday morning hangovers to offer up quickie reviews of all the things we’re pretty sure we got into this past weekend, including concerts, movies, plays, and restaurants. Pop a couple of ibuprofens and enjoy.

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November 23, 2006

A music lover's torture

In honor of the Thanksgiving holiday, 520 put a challenge to its writers in the form of a task: choose the song, artist, band or musical venue for which your most thankful.

It seemed so simple, at first. But as it turns out, this basically amounts to cruel and unusual punishment for a bunch of music fanatics. They rose to the challenge, though. Below you'll find the well considered results of their soul-searching.

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Greg Wood:

Although my initial reaction was to say I’m thankful for Nirvana or Radiohead (both of which I am incredibly thankful for), I realize I’m most thankful for Neil Young. After all, he greatly influenced both Nirvana and Radiohead.

Neil’s music is down to earth, so much so that he often doesn’t bother to tune his guitar before recording. Sometimes, he gets so into the song he doesn’t even care if his voice is slightly (or sometimes majorly) off key. Also, there is some Neil for everyone and for every mood—he’s done country, he’s done rock, he’s often seen as one of the creators of grunge, he’s done rockabilly (albeit awfully, but still) and he’s done techno. We love Neil for his diversity in his sound, but the overwhelming passion and sincerity shines through so frequently. There’s never a bad or wrong time to listen to Neil Young.
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Debra Dylan:

WDVX: for their dedication to great music and for the Blue Plate Special, in particular: Greg Garing's Music City Circus, Mad Tea Party, David Onley, All Star Refugees of Sierra Leone, & Asylum Street Spankers. These shows had a huge impact on me.

Jobe Blues Band: Diane Jobe and Robert Higgenbothom were the first local musicians I met during my happy transition from Seperated to Divorced. I admire Diane's energy, passion and talent. When I'm feeling down, Jobe's shows are a necessary tonic. Just "Push on Through."

Phil Pollard & his Band of Humans: I was startled the first time I saw the Humans. I swore I never wanted to see that freak and his xylophone again. Now I can't get enough of them! I'm thankful for their talent, ingenuity, humor and love of literature. You guys are rocking fantastic.

The Bearded: For keeping it real and for being so delightful.

Vanilla Junket: Thanks for the Zappa, the Rolling Stones' "Monkey Man", and most importantly, for the Ziggy Stardust. And thanks for not freaking out when I stand in front of the band and sing along while sometimes engaging in tai chi.

Christabel & the Jons: Thank you for your glorious vintage sound and style. I've had a blast with you at Preservation Pub, Oodles, and especially the Barley's shows.

Natti Love Joys: I'm thankful for your beautiful happy music and your message of peace. Your shows always make me happy.

Cutthroat Shamrock: Thanks for the euphoric vibes and the catharsis!

The LoneTones: Your sweet peaceful music feeds my soul.

Sara Schwabe & her Yankee Jass Band: Thank you for your sense of fun, your excellent song selections, the band's chemistry and talent, for spelling jazz in its original form, and for your friendship.
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Dustin Milotte:

This Year I am thankful for Umphrey’s Mcgee. Last Friday I witnessed my 30th (give or take) performance from the Chicago six-piece. For the past four years their sound has been organic Adderall to my musical psyche. So many fond yet hazy moments to ponder, my favorite has to be either New Year’s in Chicago 2003 or late night at Bonnaroo 2004. Be on the lookout for them at the Bijou this spring.
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Joe Beuerlein:

A tricky 520 request, this thank-themed blog just in time for Turkey Day. Which song/record/band that I am thankful for would I like to publicly praise? I feel like I'm around the dining room table, being forced to drum up a lie like "well, I'm thankful for my older brother and sister because they are really nice and sometimes let me play their video games" in order to satisfy Dad enough to start carving the bird. I don't know what the bird represents in this metaphor, but I'm at a table with a lot of bloggers much more musically-inclined than I am, so I will cheat at this request in order to save my dignity.

I am thankful, therefore, for the "band" of comedic film actors responsible for my favorite comedy of all-time, Waiting for Guffman. This Christoper Guest-led troupe of improv genuises has expertly lampooned community theatre ( Guffman), folk music (A Mighty Wind), and even dog shows (Best of Show), and is back in the movie theatres right now in For Your Consideration, a send-up of Hollywood's obsession with itself. (No kidding, go to Downtown West, it's there.) Each new release by these all-star comedians ~Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy, Harry Shearer, Parker Posey, to name a few~ reminds me that I am not alone in my quirky sense of humor, and that it's possible to make a living being absolutely ridiculous. For that, I am thankful.
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Bluegill:

I’m very thankful that the Knoxville music scene is a veritable cornucopia of marvelous musicians, bands and concerts. Trying to pick just one from this bounty of almost every conceivable genre is an intimidating task, but I’ll got with my first mind and lift my glass to R. B. Morris, who could be in Nashville or Austin or Paris (that other one that’s not in Texas or Tennessee), but he chooses to live right here in Knoxville. I’ve got all his CDs and even his first cassette, “Local Man�, and I love them all. Seeing him in concert, whether solo, as a duo with guitarist Hector Qirko, or with his whole band, is always a journey through a gamut of emotions, which culminate as a soul-satisfying, uplifting experience. Thanks, R. B., for all your songs and poems and music and more. And thanks for being who you are, a Knoxville native son to be proud of.
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Sara Schwabe:

This is like the Sophie's Choice of the music world, right? If I am forced to select just one of my favorite musical entities for which to be the most thankful, will the others be dead to me? (ok...so that's a tad dramatic.)

I've given this much thought over the past few days. I've spanned centuries and run the gamut between my favorites like Anton Bruckner and Tom Waits. I finally (and happily) settled on jazz legends Lambert, Hendricks & Ross. My grandfather had me listen to Everybody's Boppin' when I was about 12 years old and I've loved them ever since. Annie Ross' vocal range and sass made me want to sing - still does. Jon Hendricks' nimble solos made me want to scat - still do. I don't know of another jazz group in the history of history that had more fun making music. They're still an inspiration to me and for that I'll always be thankful for Lambert, Hendricks & Ross.
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brent thompson:

Dear World Thankers-

On this day of intoxication with family, minimized communication between friends via text message, and overabundant indulgence I would like to express my thanks for my roots. So many great musicians have penned moving songs that have given me chills in my life that it is hard to pick just one, so I'll pick a collection. Today I am most thankful that my Dad introduced me to Paul and Art. The music they made was introspective, political, whimsical, and beautiful. While there are several releases that I could choose from I am thanking the boys for cranking out the, "Bridge Over Troubled Water" album. This album filled me with moxie when I was five and still does today. Of course the title track I still regard as one of the greatest songs ever written. It is about friendship and it's most poignant purpose; "being there for someone". You've said it...I've said it...and we mean it. My sister and I grew up harmonizing every note in these songs like, "The Boxer", "Cecilia", "Keep the Customer Satisfied", one of my faves is "Frank Lloyd Wright", and "Song For the Asking". If you don't have this in your collection I implore you good music lovers to acquire very soon. You could download it, but at least look for the vinyl. Check out the library and give it a listen. Two voices in the name of peace and love. If you do have it pull it out and listen today. Give thanks for harmony. I do.
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520 is grateful for its dedicated and brilliant staff of writers and contributors. We're thankful for Knoxville's vibrant entertainment scene. We're also thankful for good folks, like yourself, who read our site on a regular basis! Happy Thanksgiving!

November 13, 2006

The Morning After

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I was up until the wee hours of the morning worrying about it.

Watching television didn’t help put my mind at ease. Neither did refreshing my browser like someone obsessive-compulsive. I just couldn’t stop thinking about it. What would be the consequences of my actions? I felt dirty. I felt used.

It had happened so fast. I was in and out in a moment, and when I was done I wasn’t even confident I had done it right. Sure, that little flag waved at me enthusiastically, but it was little reassurance. I had at least wanted a thank you and a receipt. I got neither.


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October 26, 2006

Rocky Top, Rocky Horror

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What happened in Harriman isn’t staying in Harriman.

But nothing ever happens in Harriman, you say. Under normal circumstances, that might be true. A quick glance off the interstate reveals a Ruby Tuesday, two Mexican restaurants, a Cracker Barrel, and not much else. That’s about it for Roane County nightlife.


Something ominous, however, has been in the Harriman air of late. If you had been in that Cracker Barrel in September, you might have overheard rumors of something very dark happening at that community college. Something very sick, and immoral. Something just plain wrong. It could undermine our marriages, take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance, and force liberal Hollywood values on us and our families!

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October 16, 2006

Me Have Free Time One Day

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Working in the theatre, having free evenings is a rare occurence. If you're not in rehearsal, then you're usually at the theatre watching your friend's show on the nights you have off. Unless those nights are Mondays, which in theatre-land are revered as the Holiest of Holy Days (which also include Oscar Night, Tony Night, and Opening Night). You don't ever have shows on Monday nights. And your friends don't ever have shows on Monday nights. So what's a theatre guy to do on this cold October day?

Well, if you're like me, you jump at the opportunity to go see David Frickin' Sedaris at the Tennessee Theatre. Being an NPR junkie, I first heard Sedaris when WUOT rebroadcast his infamous "The SantaLand Diaries" essay a couple of years ago. (By the way, it's a NPR lover's dream at the Tennessee this year. Terry Gross from Fresh Air is coming in Novemer, and Ira Glass of This American Life is scheduled for February. If they would only tape Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me here, my life would be complete.) Lo and behold, I discovered that this Sedaris fellow also had a string of books to his name, many of which my friends had already consumed and gotten obsessed about.

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October 9, 2006

Gorey Gorey Hallelujah

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I am all about themed parties. In the last two years, I have attended soirees with names that pretty much sum up the expected attire (Polyester, Superheroes, Trailer Trash, Toga, Pirate, Tie-and-Underwear), as well as more ambiguous affairs that require a little imagination (Heaven & Hell, Come As You're Not, outdoor October weddings), and one that I certainly hope there are no pictures from ([Name changed to protect the guilty]'s 23rd Birthday Porn Party).

Imagine my joy at the news that the Actors Co-op, everyone's favorite Knoxville theatre troupe, is putting on a darkly themed fete of their own, just in time for Halloween. This Saturday, the Co-op is proudly hosting "A Gorey Masquerade Ball" at 8 pm at the World Grotto. This is the cream of the crop of costume parties, folks. A masquerade ball by itself would have been exciting, but throwing in the Edward Gorey modifier ensures that this will be a creepy affair.

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September 21, 2006

Have A Big, Gay Ball!

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T here have been many proposed answers to the often-asked Sunsphere Question. Make it a restaurant, again. Turn it into a visitor center. Or a gift shop. My favorite solution by far has been the suggestion to turn it into a gay dance club by night and a wig emporium by day. Can’t you just see some guy in a Smithers costume cutting the ceremonial pink ribbon at its grand re-opening? Think of the freakin’ publicity. And what if they rigged the whole thing to rotate like a giant disco ball, a Big Gay Beacon in the night? A boy can only dream...

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September 14, 2006

Where We're From

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I just heard this joke told at least four times as it traveled from cubicle to cubicle to cubicle in the office jungle behind my desk:

Why did Snoop Dogg take an umbrella with him outside?

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September 8, 2006

Memories on a stick

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My family--we're fair people.

State Fair people, that is.

I recently returned from a visit home to Minnesota. Even though there are much warmer times to visit the north woods, I wouldn't have missed the opportunity to plan my trip in conjunction with the Minnesota State Fair last week. It was also my mom's birthday.

My dear mother has the good fortune of celebrating her birthday on Labor Day weekend every year--which also happily coincides with the State Fair. This year, we decided to ring in her 54th year with one Fair activity for each year she's graced our planet. This may seem like a daunting task at first, but it's really quite do-able. With the main Fair activity being eating like a Prize Sow, we knocked about 27 things off our list in the first couple of hours!

Fair organizers make this even easier by putting all the food on a stick. Every food you can imagine (and some you shouldn't) can be fried and shoved on a stick: pork chops w/ sauerkraut, Hot Dish (what Minnesotans call "casserole"), Twinkies, various candy bars, French toast and even a pickle. (With the pickle, you get a souvenir hat, too!)

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Only at the Fair

Whether you eat your way across the fairgrounds, stand in line for every ride or simply spend the day wandering through the craft exhibits, Fairs leave an impression on pretty much everyone. With the Tennessee Valley Fair kicking off tonight, we at 520 thought we'd fry up some of our own memories of the annual community get-together. Step right up and get 'em while they're hot!

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September 5, 2006

A Conversational Conversation with Calvin MacLean

I recently wrote on my thank you, five minutes blog that actors shouldn’t be theatre reviewers. After all, we are far too fashionable to be bothered with critical thinking; moreover, fewer than half of us can read or write anyway (true fact). Most importantly, though, it’s never a good idea for an actor to critique any theatre or director that could potentially give him or her a paying gig.

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July 14, 2006

Read about Joe's adventures as "Hedwig" in The Actors Co-op's HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH at the Black Box Theatre.

Learn what else is shaking on Knoxville stages at Joe's theatre blog.

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