: Lex Luthor moment
Being a superhero has always been one of my more childlike fantasies, but I reckon a career as a supervillian suits me better --after all, I've got the hair for it.
As proof of my villianious deviousness, I've uncovered the secret identity of Strapping Young Lad! No, I'm not going to tell you the name of his mild-mannered alter ego. That would ruin my delighfully fiendish plan.
Actually, Young Straps volunteered the information in an inadvertant e-mail. We're both members of a local martial arts mailing list that he spammed with a plea for votes. My reply, of course, was that he'd have to be a lot more convincing to get my vote! ;)
I did rein in my villainous nature enough to not "reply all" and inform his readers that Straps had made a technical mistake and that all ballots should be marked "Thirteen". But it was a fun thought, nonetheless.
Now, to implement my brilliant plan of world domination!
Bwahahahahaha!
Comments
HA! I found out who Straps is as well b/c I emailed my friends asking for their vote and he is a friend of mine ; ) If only I was part of some clubs ... I could email them too.
Posted by: Tahlullah | March 2, 2007 01:29 PM
Ha ha ha! Awesome! Superman has long been a fave superhero (since about the time I was 8, I think) although it may have had more to do with Christopher Reeve's piercing blue eyes than anything else. ;)
"Got the hair for it." Nutter. :) We'll look forward to your next nepharious plot.
Posted by: Deb | March 2, 2007 04:07 PM
@Tahlullah:
You can be in my club. Of course, you'd have to be initiated ... ;p
@Deb:
"Nutter" is one of my selling points, dear one. :)
Posted by: Thirteen | March 5, 2007 11:25 AM