: Whatta voice
Last night, your humble correspondent ended up at Sapphire to give a listen to Sara Schwabe (illustrious webmistress of Knoxville 520) and Her Yankee Jass Band. I thoroughly enjoyed myself (drinking a bit more than is my custom these days in the process).
Sara has a lovely voice (best described as "sultry") and the two musicians backing her are quite talented (as well as funny). She did a hell of a job on "Cabaret". Some impromptu dancing by members of the Knoxville Swing Dance Association added to the fun.
The only negative aspect of the evening involves the men's restroom at Sapphire. The automated soap dispenser doesn't squirt soap on your hands -- it, um, ejaculates. Really. The whole tube-thingie thrusts forward in a rather, um, organic manner when activated. I'm going to need therapy now.
(editor's note: said webmistress did not solicit mention in Thirteen's blog, but appreciates it nonetheless.)