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...Can bloody well *make* quiche and eat it, too.

Mushroom Quiche a la "Thirteen"

Preheat oven to 400F.

Throw in a bought pie crust (but not too hard). Let it bake for about 10 minutes.

Beat three eggs, imagining they are Republicans. Sprinkle enough thyme in to make it look speckled. Add way too much salt and black pepper. Add 3/4 cup of milk.

Sautee six ounces of sliced mushrooms in butter for approximately five minutes.

Take the pie crust out. Curse. Remember to use oven mitt next time.

Sloppily toss mushrooms in pie crust. Pour egg/milk mixture over everything and put it in oven (without spilling too much).

Bake for approximately 45 minutes. Enjoy!