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July 28, 2006

Get Some Summer Lovin'

As requested by some of our readers, the 520 Gang as compiled some ideas to help you knock the socks off your date. Here are some of our suggestions for one hot weekend, whether it's you first date or your 10th anniversary:

Friday

If you’re out West and in the mood for some Thai food, Taste of Thai off on N. Peters Road by Downtown West is just the place for a spicy, sweet date. If the weather is nice, the restaurant offers outdoor seating on the patio.

For those of you who are movie buffs, take your date out to Lady in the Water for some scary psychological turbulence, or My Super Ex-Girlfriend for some obvious ice-breaking laughs.

For those who would rather spend the early parts of the evening enjoying some earthy “blues and soul-satisfying Americana,” check out Blue Mother Tupelo for Alive After Five at the Knoxville Museum of Art. The party is $8 per person or $4 for students and members, a moderate price considering its array of art and music. Catering by Gus's (yes, that's how they spell it) Restaurant.

The World’s Fair Park is right next door, so after the event ends at 8 pm, you can whisk away your date for some relaxing romance under the bridge by the fountains. The bridge offers both rain protection and a rather private setting.

Then venture downtown to Market Square and/or the Old City for some late-night fun. The wine and cheese at Oodles Uncorked on the square offers a tasty and tender atmosphere for conversation.

Afterward, tonight’s list of live music spans a wide spectrum of genres, moods and prices. Next to Oodles, the World Grotto will be alive with Chicago Afrobeat Project and dancing.

If the the Corner Lounge is more your speed, Westside Daredevils, The Mattoid and Ham 1 will begin what Mattoid dubs “sango” music around 10 pm.

If you and your date are more into reminiscing about 80s’ music, Blue The Breakfast Club is churning Retro Hits from the 80s at Blue Cats in the Old City. Also, don’t forget about Oneida with Birds of Avalon and Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, 10 pm at the Pilot Light for all you rocksters. Show starts at 10 pm and is $6.

Saturday

Enjoy a romantic dinner at Pasta Trio in the Old City. They're open 5:30-10:30pm on Friday & Saturday (5:30-9:30pm Monday thru Thursday). You can enjoy their popular pasta dishes or try whatever they're serving as the special. (DATE TIP: enjoy large quantities of onions and garlic only if your date is doing the same. You won't get any action unless your date stinks as bad as you.)

The good folks at Pasta Trio (540.3970) can also make any order good for take-out, in case you want to carry your meal up to Market Square to watch Tennessee Stage Co's TAMING OF THE SHREW, which begins promptly at 7pm and is free.

After curtain call, grab your date and head back to the Old City and into the Pilot Light to see the legendary RB Morris. His thought-provoking songs and sexy demeanor will make you want to stand closer to someone you love (or at least think is hot). The $5 admission is nothing to experience RB's brilliance.

No doubt your date will be a success if you've taken our advice to this point. So, after the Pilot Light, why not take advantage of a promising situation by heading down the street to Fiction. This Saturday tradition takes place every week at Tonic/Blue Cats on Jackson Ave. DJ Slink keeps people moving until almost 3:00am, so there's plenty of opportunities to get your groove on.

There's also plenty of opportunities to get your booze on. Remember, cabs are good. You might even want to take one to West Knox News...that way no one will recognize your car!

Sunday

Sunday is the perfect day for a drive out in the country or to the mountains for a relaxing and scenic date outdoors. If you end up out West during dinner time, Edison Park, a formal steak house, offers great service and a full bar. If you and your date choose to dine downtown, Oodles Uncorked serves up the best Tuscan food in town, offering more than 50 wines at the bar. Also, Taylor the Rose Guy will most likely be roaming around the square, so pick her out the "Latin Blue" rose and make her. (note: Taylor has hinted at tieing condoms to the roses' stem for your safety.)

What do you know? There's more Shakespeare on the Square on Sunday, too, and it's still free. Only this time, it's HENRY V.

Perhaps some live music might help bring the evening a more complete close. So after you whisper sweet sonnets in your dates ear, venture over to Sassy Ann's to see Vanilla Junket and sip Little Vicki's margaritas.

July 26, 2006

A nip here, a tuck there

We keep working to make sure Knoxville520 is the best place to keep up on local nightlife! And we've fine-tuned a couple of things along the way:

First, we just fixed the big list of drink specials so it will start from the current day, eliminating out-of-date listings.

When you click on a band in the bands list, you'll see a page of details about that band, as always. But we've added categories, which can be types of music or types of performers, to those details pages. Click a category and you'll see a list of other local performers in that genre.

And if we have links to that band's music in our database, we're tying those in so you'll soon be able to click and listen right from that band details page.

We're also working to link band pages and places pages to related events. The technology is already in place to do it -- we just have to get our fingers flying on the keyboards to create those links.

Stay tuned, too, for the launch of our e-newsletter. We're almost ready!

July 25, 2006

Jon Worley: Diary of a Folk Musician

Knoxvillian’s historically have had a rough time coming to grips with the culture that takes root underneath its own nose. Roy Acuff said it best, “Knoxville is a great place to come from, but a real shitty place to die.” All we need do is look back on the last 15 or so years and ask ourselves what happened to all the great Knoxville bands. The V-Roys, the Judy Bats, Super Drag, Left Foot Down, to name a few, have gone through the process of honing their musical chops on what I consider to be the hardest circuit in the Southeast, only to be ground on down by the leftover lingering doubts and strife that washes over musicians from Knoxville.

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This town has the odd distinction of being the birthplace, if not the resting place, of modern music, in that the musical breed that comes from this town has an all too familiar tinge to it. Now I don’t want to go so far as to say the town is cursed or anything like that, but it sure is awfully funny. I guess you could say it’s a little like the town prophet syndrome. Anyone who decides to stick up their head in the K-town scene is subject to the review and criticism of a town who is in such a state of trying to be a big city that anything that is locally grown or created is seen as something Podunk and not worthy of consideration. In other words, the last town to recognize it has a prophet is the town that the prophet comes from.

I don’t want to seem overly melodramatic or even whiney, but for every venue with an open stage at any given time in Knoxville, there are approximately 300 to 400 musicians within a hundred mile radius vying for that stage space. This translates into a devaluation of the acts that are here and at the same time makes this one of the most musically competitive scenes in the country. To rise to the forefront of the K-town music scene, you have to figuratively pull a gaggle of flaming monkeys out of your ass and throw them through a few burning rings of fire for dramatic effect.

This has been the scene that I have flourished in and am proud to come from. I have figuratively and literally brushed my teeth with bob wire and crawled on my belly through the broken glass of the music scene in K-town for the last seven years like some musical Job wondering when my ship is gonna come. I have come to the conclusion that it’s already here, and I am just waiting on the rest of Knoxville to realize that the ship has been at port for the last 20 years.

It’s high time that Knoxville realizes that we as a culture have something extremely significant and poignant to say to the world.

In a time when the world is as volatile, violent and depressing as it has become, the musicians in K-town have held down the fort and battened down the hatches. We have a musical spirit that stands in contrast and in the face of a depressing grimy existence. We have been the bastions of inner freedom and built a safe place for the human spirit to flourish in a scene that can pull you down to the farthest depths of human existence, if you let it.


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Jon Worley


Notes from the K-town underground:

Cornbred Blues Band and Solo performances

Wednesday, July 26
Manhattan’s
solo performance
10 pm

Friday, July 28
the Comedy Zone Showtime unconfirmed

Saturday, July 29
Sassy Ann’s All-star Cornbred Birthday Jam
10 pm

Sunday, July 30
Corner Lounge Poetry Slam benefit
7 pm

Alive After Five

"Since 1993, Alive After Five has been Knoxville’s most unique live music experience. Beginning at 5:30 pm on 35 Fridays each year (divided into four seasonal series), Alive After Five provides a great way to wind down at the end of the workweek or jump-start the weekend, or sometimes both!" - Michael Gill, Alive After Five Coordinator

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Alive After Five at the Knoxville Museum of Art was just the place to be for some early-evening culture and entertainment last Friday, July 21. Sharon Mosby & the Wendel Werner Quintet played spunky jazz standards, entertaining a crowd of 361 dancing and singing attendees. The dance floor was scattered with classy couples working on their Charleston moves. Large round tables were seated with art enthusiasts, jazz lovers and anyone looking to experience art, music, and good company in a stylish, smoke-free setting. The wine was flowing. The free popcorn was popping, and the crowd was gracefully socializing to the band's saultry renditions of "Fever," and other jazz favorites.

At one point in the evening, Sharon called on anyone with a July birthday to approach the stage. With my 22nd coming up this week, my friend Yoiryos wouldn't let me get away with hiding behind a sculpture as I had planned. So I walked up to the band along with about 15 other birthday boys and girls. The quintet, as well as a few other singers from the audience, began clapping and singing a quirky version of "Happy Birthday." "Happy Birthday! I hope you get some tonight!" sang Sharon and her friends in happy waves and crescendos. Needless to say, we all blushed a little, and soon inspired couples began to dance Charleston again.

Perhaps Alive After Five Coordinator Michael Gill describes the Alive After Five experience best.

"Our audience likes high-energy, danceable music, something they can ‘shake a tale feather’ to, and I try to give them what they want."

Gill explaines how Alive After Five aims to present a "variety of musical genres by local, regional and national artists and beyond."

He listed Boogie-woogie pianist Philippe LeJeune, from Toulouse, France, who played on Bastille Day July 14, and other artists from Canada, Great Britain, Australia, and Japan as a few diverse performers to grace the museum's stage.

Alive After Five began as primarily a jazz program, but has become quite diversified with jazz making up about a third of the programming in the past five years, Gill said.

"Big band jazz and swing is very popular, and also blues, R & B, reggae, and rockin’ Americana. I can say pretty confidently that we have the most diverse audience in Knoxville."

I couldn't help but agree the more I began to talk to members of the audience and discover all their different interests and tastes. People of all ages got up and danced and enjoyed the catered food. There was no questioning the universal theme of fun, food and music, however.

Speaking of diverse music, the line-up for Alive After Five this summer and fall is smokin'. Check out these upcoming shows in the summer series and get ready to get alive after five!


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Blue Mother Tupelo

July 28 – Blue Mother Tupelo. Bluesy Americana by former Knoxville group now based near Nashville.

August 4 – The Artists Formerly Known as Soul Sanction. The “Rename the Band Party” for this 9-member Motown/R & B group that holds the all-time single performance attendance record at Alive After Five. The audience at this show will pick the new name for the group.

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The Artists Formerly Known as Soul Sanction

Fall series:

September 22 – Rocky Wynder Quartet. Jazz, blues and Latin tunes by a Knoxville saxophone legend.

September 29 – Roger “Hurricane” Wilson. Blues guitar wizard from Atlanta.

October 13 – Werner & Schmidt. Jazz and R & B by pianist Wendel Werner and sax-man Terry Schmidt

October 20 – Boys’ Night Out. Soul and Carolina beach music by 11-member band.

October 27 – Diane Jobe’s Cosmic Soul Band – Rockin’ funky soul by all-star line-up.

November 3 – Tennessee Sheiks – Acoustic swing and Gypsy jazz, featuring vocalist Nancy Brennan Strange

November 10 – Double bill: Sara Schwabe & Her Yankee Jass Band with Phil Pollard & His Band of Humans. Out to prove there’s no such thing as too much fun!

November 17 – The Streamliners. Jump, jive and wail with Knoxville’s most popular swing band.

November 24 – Jenna & The Joneses. Boogey off those extra Turkey Day pounds with Knoxville’s favorite funky, jammin’ blues band.

December 1 – The Downtowners “Holiday Special”. A festive jazz celebration.


And keep your eyes and ears open for “Alive into 2007!”, the 3rd annual New Year’s Eve Party at KMA.

Come On Get Sassy

“Every time you come, you can create your own story," muses bookie and DJ extraordinaire Tara about Sassy Ann’s, a blues house disguised as a haunted Victorian house hidden in a pocket of the Fourth and Gill neighborhood. Tara, a young tall woman sporting oversized sunglasses, has been booking bands for the blues bar for months now, scheduling a number of regional Blues artists, and most recently, rock bands such as Noisufusion, Black Sarah and Cold Hands.

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Tara likes the atmosphere of the place, the golden, antique wood that graces the floors, walls and ceilings, the old furniture made of tree stumps, and even the dusty books
hidden in shelves in the attic, which overlooks a good sized dance floor.

"I've heard it reminds people of a pirate ship," she tells me one afternoon.

It was the first time I had seen the house in the daylight, and now had a more clear view of the bar's decor. A few rullet wheels hung from the walls, and what I had thought were several old clocks hanging above the bar, were actually barometers. Autographed photos of legendary blues artists were placed on the wall, along with old instruments including a glittery guitar once played by the members of regional blues band Fat Daddy.

I felt like Tara, Big Ed, Little Ed, Tracy and I, who were all having a drink at the bar, could've been pirates, vampires, or most importantly, among ghosts lurking in the corners. It's easy for one's imagination to run wild in this place, especially after one of Little Vicki's renowned margaritas.

But speaking of ghosts, "I've heard this place is haunted, and once was a brothel," I asked the Sassy Ann's gang. But Big Ed, who has worked at Sassy Ann's since '95, tells me "these are mere rumors." However, Little Ed, who came from Memphis seven years ago to help bar owner Vicki Vinson manage the bar, then points to an old black and white photo of a woman placed crookedly on the wall in the downstairs living room. He tells me how one guy was so haunted by this picture, that he has since stopped frequenting the bar as often. "But of course, there's no proof," Big Ed reminds us.

However, upon asking them about the bar's namesake, I discover that the brothel rumor is actually half true.

"Do you want the true version, or the one Vicki likes to tell?" Little Ed asks me.

The urban legend goes that Sassy Ann's owner, Vicki, had a grandmother from Memphis who once owned a brothel, but then was shot. "But the true story," says Little Ed, "is that Sassy Ann was the previous owner before Vicki took over..." I think about this and wonder if the black and white photo is really that of the original Sassy Ann from decades ago. How ones imagination can run wild in this place.


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Tara spins some vinyl


We then move on to bigger, more important matters, like what Sassy Ann's is today - a hip, eccentric bar and restaurant hosting blues bands, rockers, Indie dance nights, Big Ed's DJ Dance Party, parties with themes such as “Suits, Stogies and Sinatra,” not to mention East Tennessee's best margarita.

Perhaps the most intriguing illustration of the bar came from the Knoxville's Ypeek View blog, which described Sassy Ann's as "right out of a Tom Waits song, providing beer-chugging, gut-wrenching blues atonement for the sin of being human."

“We’re more well known outside of Knoxville,” says Little Ed, who named popular artists such as Miranda Louis and Fat Daddy as frequent performers at Sassy Ann's (the bar is also rated sixth best blues bar in the region).

"But we're booking a lot more rock bands," adds Tara. Vicki just wanted to change it up a little, appeal to a wider crowd, she says. Dance night is also becoming more popular at Sassy Ann's, with Thursday night's DJ Dance Party with Big Ed often packing the joint shoulder to shoulder with young hipsters, Tomato Head servers, old swingers and plain ole '80s music lovers.

"The Thursday DJ thing," Big Ed adds, “spawned out of late night activity. I just started spinning vinyl for friends on Thursdays because it wasn't a busy night, and then it kind of mushroomed from there."

Big Ed spins a lot of tunes from Tara's personal collection, which include songs by The Cure, Prince, The Jackson Five, as well as newer songs by artists like Peaches, as well as some underground hip-hop and indie techno artists. Thursday night dance parties became so popular that Tara decided to start hosting Indie Dance Night on select Sunday nights, an event that has also drawn a large crowd of dancers and PBR-drinkers.

"No other place in Knoxville has anything like that," she says. She sighs whimsically as she talks about Sassy's, almost as if it was young summer love, or a cherished childhood treehouse. She adds how she wanted to help turn Sassy Ann's into a place where people could go who were looking for something original, eccentric, something out of the ordinary -- a place that "feels like home."

"It's like Cheers," she says and begins singing, “you want to go where everybody knows your name."

Tracy, a manager at Disc Exchange and Sassy Ann's regular, couldn't help but agree.
"It's like a family here," he adds.

I nod my head and smile ecstatically. After only having been in Knoxville for about one month, I have already begun to experience a strong sense of community, especially at venues such as Sassy Ann's. Perhaps it's the southern hospitality, or the town's passion for friendship and fun. Whatever it is, Sassy Ann's exudes it impeccably.

And despite changes in trends and music, Big Ed adds that being at Sassy Ann's is a lot like "going back in time."

"You see a lot of the same people, same bartenders. to be honest, it hasn't changed a whole lot."

Yes...but "you also can create your own story each time," I reminisce.

“If it was a good night, you probably won’t remember,” he says.

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Coming up at Sassy Ann’s


Wednesdays - Blues Jam
Open Mic Nite: Local musicians both aspiring and pro play together for what Metro Pulse calls, "The Best Show in Town!"
Starts at 9 pm; $2 (non-musicians)

Thursdays - DJ Big Ed's request night
Big Ed plays all your favorites!
Dance & party with your friends or hang out and chill!
9 pm; free

Pyrrah's Punk (All-Star Birthday) Party! featuring Cold Hands and Cornbred Blues Band.
Saturday, July 29
9 pm; free

Vanilla Junket
Sunday, July 30
9 pm

Cold Hands with The Crossing
Sunday, August 6
9 pm

DJ Wigs with Science O' Mega
Sunday, August 13
9 pm

The Cheat with The Black Diamond Heavies
Sunday, August 20
9 pm

July 21, 2006

The Heartbreaker sells out

If you missed getting tickets, I really can't help you with the Sold Out situation for the Ryan Adams show at the Bijou on Tuesday, but I can help distract you with a little bit of trivia about the Grammy-nominated artist.

So...throw a little Gold on the CD player, grab a High Life and some smokes and take a little tour of the life of Ryan Adams--it's almost as fun as seeing him live (well, not really).

*He is NOT Bryan Adams--although they do share a birthday and in some photos, they have almost the same hairdo.

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Bryan Adams


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Ryan Adams


*He was born, David Ryan Adams on November 5, 1974 (ok...he's a month younger than me. What have I done with my life??) in Jacksonville, NC.

*He's a high school dropout.

*He first started performing as a singer in a punk band, The Patty Duke Syndrome, which released a couple of tunes you might be able to find on eBay for a lot of money. Not one of which is the "Identical Cousins" theme song.

*In 1996, Ryan Adams formed a new alt-country band called Whiskeytown. They were hugely popular with all the cool people.

*Ryan Adams is a wild-man.

*In 1999, his wild-manness pretty much caused the break up of Whiskeytown. All the cool people cried...

*...and they kept crying 'til he came out with his first solo album, Heartbreaker, in 2000. Then the cool people were happy again.

*Since 2000, the prolific Ryan Adams has recorded pretty much an album a year. Here they are in order:
-2001, Gold
-2002, Demolition
-2003, Rock n Roll
-2004, Love is Hell
-2005, 29, Cold Roses and The Cardinals, the band that had been opening for him on tour. They all fell in love and made beautiful music together.

*In 2003 (we're back-tracking), Ryan Adams was nominated for a Grammy. He didn't win, but his fellow nominees included Tom Waits and Bruce Springsteen. I'd say the nomination was honor enough!

*Ryan Adams has worked with all sorts of famous people, which makes him even more brilliant. Some of his friends are Willie Nelson, Lucinda Williams, Emmylou Harris, Norah Jones, Beth Orton, Gillian Welch and David Rawlings. I'm sure he's got others, too.

*Ryan Adams dates popular girls like Parker Posey and Carrie Hamilton (Carol Burnett's daughter).

*Ryan Adams sells out venues where ever he performs--including the Bijou Theatre in Knoxville!

Put Those Dancin' Shoes On!

Whether you are a salsa, swing, hip hop, belly or 'anything goes' kind of dancer, Knoxville hosts a number of venues to satisfy anyone’s dance craving. This list of sizzling hot spots will get you hoppin’ and “happy in the feetzies” until the sun comes up. So come on all you movers and shakers, put those dancin’ shoes on and venture out to one or all of Knoxville’s favorite spots to move your hips.

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If you’re looking for something special goings on tonight, check out: World Grotto for some swing dancing, The Fairbanks for some Latino dancing, or Michael's to shag to some retro tunes.

Also, mark your calendar with some special one-time events taking place the rest of this summer, such as a Reggae dance night and an Oasis Belly Dance Troupe at the World Grotto, or Indie Dance Night at Sassy Ann’s Blues House.

And if you’re looking for a regular hot spot to frequent weekly, Cotton Eyed Joe, Malibu 7, Electric Cowboy, Michael’s all serve up recurring boogie nights.


Happening Tonight (Friday, July 21)

Swing Dance Party with The Streamliners, Off the Rails Late Night with DJ Trainwreck
When: 10 p.m.
Where: World Grotto
Cost: $10
For ages: 21-plus
Contact Phone: (865)226-2962

Fiesta Ritmo de Latino-America with DJ Milton (El Salvador)
When: 10 p.m.
Where: The Fairbanks
Cost: $10
For ages: 18-plus
Contact Phone: (865)766-0767
Notes: Salsa, Merengue, Regge, Bachata, Cumbia and Latin house

Dancing
When: 6 p.m. - 2 a.m.
Where: Cotton Eyed Joe
Recurs: Every day
Contact Phone: (865) 675-4563

Dance party nights
When: 7 p.m. - 3 a.m.
Where: Electric Cowboy
Cost: Free
For ages: 18-plus
Recurs: Wednesday-Sunday
Contact Phone: (865)769-8804

Dance music
Where: Malibu 7
Recurs: Every Tuesday-Saturday
Contact Phone: (865) 546-7777

Swing and shag dancing
When: 6 p.m. - 9 p.m.
Where: Michael’s
Recurs: Every Tuesday and Friday
Contact Phone: (865) 588-2455

Pro Audio Oldies Show
When: 5 p.m. - 9 p.m.
Where: Babe's Lounge
Recurs: Every Tuesday-Friday
Contact Phone: (865) 693-8111

Top 40 hits, retro hits
When: 9 p.m. - 2 a.m.
Where: Michael’s
Cost: free
Contact Phone: (865) 588-2455
Recurs: Every day
Notes: Retro hits on Wednesdays

Retro Night with DJ Chili
When: 6:30 p.m.
Where: Swizzle's at Holiday Inn Select
Recurs: Every Friday
Contact Phone: (865) 693-1011


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The World Grotto features many of Knoxville's favorite DJs


Recurring Dance Events:

Swing Dancing Lessons
When: 7 p.m. - 10 p.m.
Where: The Laurel Theatre
Cost: free
For ages: All ages
Contact Phone: (865)522-5851
Notes:
The Knoxville Swing Dance Association (KSDA) offers free dance lessons taught by local instructors on beginner and intermediate levels every Monday and Wednesday.

DJ Slink
When: 9 p.m.
Where: Fiction
Recurs: Every Saturday

Dancing
When: 6 p.m. - 2 a.m.
Recurs: Every day
Where: Cotton Eyed Joe
Contact Phone: (865) 675-4563

Dance party nights
When: 7 p.m. - 3 a.m.
Where: Electric Cowboy
Cost: Free
For ages: 18-plus
Recurs: Wednesday-Sunday
Contact Phone: (865)769-8804

Dance music
Where: Malibu 7
Recurs: Every Tuesday-Saturday
Contact Phone: (865) 546-7777

Swing and shag dancing
When: 6 p.m. - 9 p.m.
Where: Michael’s
Recurs: Every Tuesday and Friday
Contact Phone: (865) 588-2455

Smoky Mountain Shaggers
When: 6 p.m.
Where: Swizzle's at Holiday Inn Select
Cost: free
Recurs: Every Sunday
Contact Phone: (865) 693-1011

Monthly Swing Dance
When: 8 p.m. - 12 a.m.
Where: The Laurel Theatre
Cost: $6
For ages: All ages
Contact Phone: (865)522-5851

Pro Audio Oldies Show
When: 5 p.m. - 9 p.m.
Where: Babe's Lounge
Recurs: Every Tuesday-Friday
Contact Phone: (865) 693-8111

Top 40 hits, retro hits
When: 9 p.m. - 2 a.m.
Where: Michael’s
Cost: free
Contact Phone: (865) 588-2455
Recurs: Every day
Notes: Retro hits on Wednesdays

Midweek Break at The Fairbanks
When: 11 p.m. - 3 a.m.
Where: The Fairbanks
Cost: $3
For ages: 18-plus
Recurs: Every Wednesday
Contact Phone: (865)766-0767
Notes: DJs RandomBeat, Mic1 and Devious DJ

Dance music DJ
When: 9 p.m.
Where: Electric Ballroom
Recurs: Every Tuesday and Thursday
Contact Phone: (865) 522-9494

DJ Big Ed's request night
When: 9 p.m.
Where: Sassy Ann’s Blues House
Recurs: Every Thursday
Contact Phone: (865) 525-5839

Fiesta Reggaeton
When: 10:30 p.m.
Where: The Fairbanks
Cost: $10
For ages: 18-plus
Contact Phone: Every Second and Fourth Saturday
Contact Phone: (865)766-0767

Out Tonight with DJ Brad
When: 11 p.m. - 3 a.m.
Where: The Fairbanks
Cost: Contact venue
For ages: 18-plus
Recurs: Every Thursday
Contact Phone: (865)766-0767

Retro Night with DJ Chili
When: 6:30 p.m.
Where: Swizzle's at Holiday Inn Select
Recurs: Every Friday
Contact Phone: (865) 693-1011

Dance Night
When: 8 p.m.
Where: Swizzle's at Holiday Inn Select
Recurs: Every Saturday
Contact Phone: (865) 693-1011

DJ Wigs
When: 9 p.m.
Where: Old City Java
Cost: free
For ages: All ages
Recurs: Every Thursday
Contact Phone: (865)523-9817

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DJ Slink gets the Fiction crowd moving with his breakbeats and down-tempo.

Dancing Events Coming Up this Summer/Fall:

Diskotech with DJ Slink
When: 10 p.m.; 07/27, 08/03
Where: World Grotto
Cost:$5
For ages: 21-plus
Contact Phone: (865)226-2962

Int'l Dance Night with DJ Sonia
When: 10 p.m.; 08/05
Where: World Grotto
Cost:$5
For ages: 21-plus
Contact Phone: (865)226-2962

Reggae Dance Night with DJ Rogue
When: 10 p.m.; 08/12
Where: World Grotto
Cost: $5
For ages: 21-plus
Contact Phone: (865)226-2962

DJ Wigs with Science O' Mega
When: 9 p.m.; 08/13
Where: Sassy Ann’s Blues House
For ages: 21-plus
Contact Phone: (865) 525-5839

Salsa Dance Party
When: 10 p.m.; 08/19
Where: World Grotto
Cost:$5
For ages: 21-plus
Contact Phone: (865)226-2962

Monthly Swing Dance
When: 8 p.m. - 12 a.m.; 08/24
Where: The Laurel Theatre
Cost: $6
For ages: All ages
Contact Phone: (865)522-5851

Indie music DJ night
When: 9 p.m.; 08/27
Where: Sassy Ann’s Blues House
Cost: free
For ages: 21-plus
Contact Phone: (865) 525-5839

Oasis Belly Dance Troupe
When: 8 p.m.; 10/11
Where: World Grotto
Cost: TBA
For ages: 21-plus
Contact Phone: (865)226-2962

July 18, 2006

IkonVodka.com features 520 blog on Sapphire

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Привет!
Ikon (True Russian Vodka) came across my recent blog, "A Bar, a Bed and a $350 Martini --
520's intern Jules discovers a wealth of jewels at Sapphire," which featured Sapphire martinis made with Russian Ikon Vodka. And now the Ikon Vodka is featuring the 520 blog on its own Web site!

"Knoxville, TN really knows how to make a True Russian Ikon Vodka Drink," exclaimed the Ikon site. Thanks to the Sapphire bar, this fact is true.

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So thank you Ikon for posting the blog and to Sapphire for serving up a truely strong Russian martini! Tip your Ikon martini glasses and say Приветствия!


Jaystorm creates positive energy on stage

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Versatility. If one word could describe local R&B/funk/soul/hip-hop singer Jaystorm, versatile hits it on the eye of the storm. And he’s landing at the Kingston Alley this Friday for a special performance, a gig that Jaystorm says he landed “through persistence and perseverance.” However, talent, energy and his diverse style may have just as much to do with it.

With R&B renditions of a wide range of old classics from soul legend Marvin Gaye to ’80s rock hair band Whitesnake, Jaystorm is not afraid to span the musical spectrum as long as he’s “performing good music,” which include a number of his own originals. The performer has opened for major label-recording artists such as 112, Mystikal and Coolio, and even gained great popularity for his originals in the UK—without even touring there.

And when it comes to writing music, Jaystorm is “all about being positive.” “First, I have to be in a super great mood to write a super great song,” he says. “And I’m usually in a good mood because I’m a super positive person.”

Former V.P. for AC Entertainment and current GM of WUTK 90.3, Benny Smith describes Jaystorm as “dynamite and a very diverse individual with great stage presence and powerful vocals to wow any crowd…he has been paving the way for urban independent artists all throughout the Upper East Tennessee area.”

“As an artist, it’s a must that I have to be versatile. It’s gotten me a lot of places I wouldn’t have gone otherwise,” Jaystorm says. And as far as his classic covers, the artist says he performs songs by the “people who paved the way for me to be here.”

Yet Jaystorm is perhaps most notarized for his slamming originals off of his full-length album “Lets Do This,” and his popular single “TwentyFourSeven,” originally a track by local jazz legend Donald Brown. And Jaystorm never ceases to bring his own spin to the music, adding dance moves and performing with rap artist Mista Enz on the single. He has also performed with local guitarist Dave Landeo, a musician whom Jaystorm says adds a “high energy acoustic” sound to the performance.

Originally from Greeneville, TN, Jaystorm (also known as J.J. Jimmy Sardin), moved to Knoxville in ’97 because of the city’s thriving music scene. “Knoxville is a good place to start a base,” he says. "And it’s not too saturated. It’s in the middle of everything that’s going on.”

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Since his arrival, Jaystorm, like a stubborn squall, has evolved significantly, honing his skills and sharpening his style. Jaystorm’s first venture into performing was with R&B/ hip-hop group PD-6, where he headed two completed CDs. The singer even fronted the rock band Dead Star Prophecies for months, packing and airing on the radio.

“I started to think rock ’n roll,” he says. The band eventually fizzled, but Jaystorm still attributes his current success and versatility to his experience singing for Death Star. “It made me the front man that I am today,” he says. No wonder he can rock “Is This Love,” with such edge.

“I get crazy on stage,” he touts. “I have a lot of energy.”

Nowadays, that energy is poured into working with his new accompanying band, which he has been with for two ears, as well as producing a new album to be out next year.

“It has taken me to heights unknown. It’s really stepped up my career,” he says of his band, which is composed of Aram Takvoryan on bass, his brother Sevan Takvoryan on lead guitar and Kenneth Brown (Donald Brown’s son) on drum kit.

Since Jaystorm’s “Let’s Do This” came out in 2004, Jaystorm has, on some level, exceeded “having a strong regional buzz,” which he claims to be his No. 1 goal. He has since been nominated for Independent R&B Album of the Year (2005 Southern Entertainment Awards) in Nashville, won a Battle of the Bands national competition held by Got Milk org. based out of Chicago, IL, was voted into November's Top 10 Bands from Pulse Unsigned (UK) out of over 75,000 votes and sold over 2400 copies of his album.

Jaystorm was even featured in 2walls.com, a Webzine with a “Radar Screen,” which touts the slogan, “commentary for the socially misguided.” The radar for the month of April in 2004, picked up Jaystorm, commenting “It’s time to ditch that old Babyface and R. Kelly records, you know the ones you break out on those special occasions, because one listen of the debut album “Let’s Do This” from Jaystorm and the smoothness in his voice is all you’ll ever need. When Jaystorm is not laying down true soul/R&B tracks, he switches gears and gives you a healthy dose of hip-hop that puts the southern roots of his crew on full display.”

Also, Pulse decided to feature Jaystorm in the new Logic Player, a media player that comes with preloaded tracks. All this notoriety, yet Jaystorm is still humble as ever.
“I was tripping out man,” he says of when he heard the news about the Logic.
And yes, it seems that with all this recognition, it almost appears like Jaystorm has become more famous among the laddies in Britain than with the cowboys in the South. But Jaystorm assures me that his roots and his soul remain in the region (although a tour of the UK is not out of the question). And Knoxville certainly wants to keep him around as well, for his live performance schedule in East Tennessee is booked solid.

“It’s been a long journey, he says, “but I’m more advanced now more than ever…It’s called passion. I don’t focus on the obstacles. I focus on the end result. Obstacles are what you see when you quit focusing on the goal.”

Before we parted, I curiously ask Jaystorm about his name. He replies:
“Jay is my middle name, and a storm is what I want to take the world over by.”

Guster & Ray LaMontagne at the Tennessee

This Thursday, July 20th Knoxville welcomes the poppy goodness of Guster along with the captivating Ray LaMontagne to the Tennessee Theatre.


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Guster

The acoustic-pop group, Guster, wowed Knoxvillians in 2003 when they performed at Sundown in the City and they're sure to do it again this week. They craft guitar-based songs with Beatlesesque harmonies and infuse them with conga rhythms, smart lyrics and unique instrumentation. With their original sound, Guster manages to make even other people's songs their own. In fact, one of my favorite Guster moments is the ukelele solo in their version of "Blister in the Sun". (I'm pro-Violent Femmes, pro-ukelele and that's the song that made me pro-Guster!).

It's their original pieces that make this band really shine, though. Creative lyrics and humable melodies have made Guster a favorite across a wide spectrum of audiences lovingly called, "Gusterrhoids". They have performed on such various bills as Bonnaroo, Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno, The World Cafe, NPR and they even sang the National Anthem at Fenway Park!


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Guster live in concert


Guster's quirky but accessible sound took shape when the members were all students at Tufts University in the early nineties. Originally calling themselves Gus, they enjoyed local and regional success. When another Gus made it big with Geffen Records, our guys were forced to change their name to Guster. Since then, they have released 5 major albums and a passle of live recordings--including Live in Knoxville, which is the recording of their Sundown show. Be sure to pick up their new album, Ganging Up On The Sun at Disc Exchange or Cats Music.

Guster will be spending this leg of their tour with the remarkable Ray LaMontagne, who is promoting the upcoming release of his new record, Till The Sun Turns Black (out August 29th).

LaMontagne is a self-taught singer/songwriter whose debut album, Trouble, has been considered by many to be an instant classic. His folksy groove hints at some of his influences: Stephen Stills, Otis Redding and Neil Young. LaMontagne's soulful voice and his subtley powerful songs will be the perfect accent to the more lively Guster.


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LaMontagne's already classic first album


Tickets are $42 for the 7/20 performance and are still available at the time of this post.

To waste some more time when you should be working, click here to watch the Guster podcast, Joe's Place.

July 17, 2006

Preservation Pub, Oodles, World Grotto & Earth to Old City

The function of Knoxville520.com is not to play Journalist, but rather to keep you up-to-date on entertainment and events that affect how you spend your evenings.

Sunday's raid on favorite Market Square establishments belonging to Scott & Bernadette West could definitely have an impact on your social agenda!

Federal agents backed their Ryder truck up to the front door of Oodles/Uncorked and loaded it up with boxes of computers, cash registers, files and other suspicious items from Preservation Pub, the World Grotto, Earth to Old City as well as Oodles/Uncorked. (There was also talk that the agents might have found the tequila "suspicious", as there was salt spilled on the bar and bottle out of place when the employees arrived late that morning. Hell...I guess even the Feds recognize that it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!)

Although these places plan to stay open for business as usual, there is a chance that this could turn ugly for Market Square entertainment and Downtown as a whole.

Several local news organizations have released in-depth (well, sort of in-depth) stories on these developments. Check out the video at WBIR and read Bill Brewer's piece in the Sentinel.

We'll do our best to let you know if the day-to-day operations of these popular nightspots are compromised.

July 14, 2006

"One Leg Up" Gypsy Jazz

Steve Wildsmith of the Maryville Daily Times (and one of my favorite local writers) has a nice piece about One Leg Up--an East Tennessee Jazz Society event taking place at Cha Cha this Sunday, July 16th. Just thought you'd like to know!

Read about Joe's adventures as "Hedwig" in The Actors Co-op's HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH at the Black Box Theatre.

Learn what else is shaking on Knoxville stages at Joe's theatre blog.

July 13, 2006

A bar, a bed and a $350 martini

Downtown on Gay Street, a classy, mellow joint named Sapphire serves up strong drinks in a soft, musical atmosphere. Venturing to this bar is a rather unique experience, being the only venue in East Tennessee to serve the Russian-imported Ikon Vodka, as well as furnish a plush, blue bed in the corner.

Soft voices and subdued laughter is often set to “In a Mellow Tone,” and other jazz favorites regularly performed by the Sara Schwabe Cabaret with keyboardist Geol Greenlee (Disclaimer: Although involved in the 520 site, Sara had nothing to do with this particular piece).

I take a look at the drink menu and contemplate ordering my usual Mojito, but stop my scanning at a drink called the “Confession.” I have to confess I was curious about the concoction in all its sweetness and its utterly strong list of ingredients. The friendly bartender Jared approaches me to take my order. I pause, and then reluctantly, yet excitedly order the “Confession.” He nods his head a few times and smiles.

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“You’re a brave girl for trying that Confession,” he says.

The Confession is one part Vanilla Stolichnaya (Stoli), one part Patron Café, then topped off with a Bacardi 151 Float.

“So I’m a brave woman?” I ask as he returns with the milky white liquor, filled to the top, on the rocks.

“Take yourself a quick sip.”

I take a long sip…pucker my lips and close my eyes. “Delicious”, I say.

The cream complimented the liquor just right…similar to a White Russian in taste but stronger and without the Kahlua. I felt like “Dude” Lebowski with his drink in hand about to declare how the “rug (in this case the bed) really tied the room together.” It was the kind of drink that gets tamer and sweeter the more your hold it around like an accessory…your hand melting the rocks.

With a bar-full of confession drinkers and a bed, who knows what could happen.

And, hence the name, the drink caused a spur of confessions through the room, mostly friendly, innocent musings about gem stones and a light-hearted, tipsy renditions of CHICAGO’s “All That Jazz” and Ella's "Lady is a Tramp." After the musical serenades with drinks close in hand, I talk to the bartenders and owner Mark about the other drinks on the menu.


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The Sapphire Martini at $350 is a “classic martini made with Bombay Sapphire or IKON vodka garnished with a 2.25 carat natural blue sapphire. Yet the cost does hold too many people back from purchasing the dynamite drink. The Sapphire Martini has sold about 12 times since the bar’s opening a year and a half ago. That’s a little less than one blue sapphire a month.

For those patrons not able to drop a few hundred, the novel Sapphire Fizz, invented by bartenders Josh Gilliland and Lydia Rock, is a refreshing azure option made with the new Blueberry Stolichnaya. The Sapphire Fizz, although strong, reminded me of the blueberry Kool-Aid I use to sip in summer as a child, tasting oddly refreshing after experiencing the creamy lather and 151 found in the Confession. The Sapphire Fizz, which is not found on the printed menu, is rather sugary, so if you’re a fan of the bitter or smooth, the drink might be too saccharine for your taste.

Another new beverage not found on the printed menu, but definitely worth a taste (or several), is our namesake 520 Cocktail—and this time it is not 520 proof like the infamous 151. 520 is a scrumptious mix of amaretto, juice from half a lemon, light rum, simple syrup and club soda. Served as a martini or on the rocks in a low ball with a twist, this drink is an exuberant addition to the signature “Confession” and “Sapphire Fizz,” and will not only get you ready to confess your heart out, but also inspire you to frequent your favorite nightlife calendar Knoxville520.com!


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Make your own at home with these ingredients::

Confession
One part Vanilla Stoli, one part Patron Café
topped with a Bacardi 151 float

Sapphire Fizz
1.5 oz Blueberry Stoli, lime juice, simple syrup, blue curcao (with tilda), splash of soda

Sapphire Martini Bombay Sapphire or IKON vodka garnished with a 2.25 carat natural blue sapphire

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Amaretto, juice from half a lemon,
light rum, simple syrup and club soda


Other Sapphire favorites:

Sam’s Preferred

Lychee Martini

Banana Split

Lady Macbeth

El Matador

Rockstar

Sidecar

All of Knoxville's a stage

This is a big fat weekend on the Knoxville theatre scene with the opening of not one, but 3 major productions split between the Actors Co-op Theatre Company and the Tennessee Stage Company.

The Actors Co-op is getting back to its cutting-edge roots (yea!) with their bold season opener, HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH. This popular rock musical about a would-be rock star who names her band "The Angry Inch" after the remnants of her botched sex-change, officially opens Friday, July 14th for a four-week run at the Black Box Theatre.

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With HEDWIG, Amy Hubbard and the rest of the Actors Co-op resident company hope to further realize their mission "to engage our community with inventive, entertaining and thought-provoking theatre." The company exists not only to provide audiences with intimate and engaging performances, but also to allow actors an opportunity to sink their teeth into challenging, meaty roles.

Rest assured, all ye fans of this cult classic! Joe Beuerlein was born to play Hedwig--perhaps one of the meatiest roles in the musical theatre world. I watched rehearsal this week and I'm here to tell you that Joe's portrayal of the transvestite glam-rocker will impress even the most staunch HEDWIG purists. Gorgeous costumes and make-up by Rob Link made me wish I was as pretty as Hedwig (or at least that I had her legs--yowza!).

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Combine all this with a talented Angry Inch Band including Chris Hamblin, Mike Murphy, Lucas Flatt, Nate Barrett & Jodie Manross (Ytzak), and you've got one hot tranny musical! All performances will be at the Actors Co-op home, the Black Box Theatre on Homberg Drive. Pay attention, though! You might not recognize the building with its new paint job, beautiful new awning and stellar new sign!


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On the other side of town (and spectrum), the Tennessee Stage Company opens its fourth season of Shakespeare on the Square on Thursday, July 13th. This festival has become a summer staple on Market Square, providing audiences with free performances of what founder, Tom Parkhill, calls "Shakespeare's Greatest Hits."

This season's bill will feature HENRY V and TAMING OF THE SHREW. Both of these productions have been mounted by the company in recent memory, but this year they're offering a few surprises. Most notably, the title role in HENRY V will be played by Ms. Leigh Monet. I'm a big fan of non-traditional casting, so I'm excited to see how this plays out. (It seems this is the summer for gender-swapping!)

Shakespeare on the Square will be offering these two productions in reperatory through Aug. 5th, so you will have many opportunities to see both shows. All performances are BYOC (Bring Your Own Chair).

If you'd like to read more about either of these productions, check out the latest pieces by Leslie Wylie or Doug Mason.

Also for additional news about Knoxville's theatrical goings-on, head on over to Joe Beuerlein's theatre blog.

July 12, 2006

Secret Gossip

Don't let the name fool you--Secret Gossip is anything but quiet, cagey or covert (how's that for alliteration?). This Nashville funk band comes at you with a full arsenal of horns, percussion and tight vocal harmonies.

I've seen them perform a number of times here in Knoxville and I'm always impressed that a bunch of well-trained musicians can let loose the way they do. Their sound is anything but reckless, though. The driving bass lines and precise horn riffs bring to mind the impeccable groove of Steely Dan and make you want to shake your Bodhisattva on the dancefloor.

Go check out Secret Gossip this Saturday night at the Preservation Pub. Their original material is melodically catchy and lyrically witty--although the last time I saw them, the sound sucked and I missed most of their words. Surely this band doesn't intend to be quite that secret. Gossip is no fun if you can't hear it!

July 10, 2006

Play it out West, Sam!

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Inside Stir Fry Turkey Creek


Anyone living in West Knoxville or Farragut has undoubtedly been faced with the dilemma:

"When I want good live entertainment, do I journey all the way downtown and risk driving back to 'East Nashville' after a couple adult beverages, or do I just stay safely this side of the Pellissippi Parkway?"

Judging by the surprising number of longtime locals with whom I've spoken that made their first trip to Market Square for Sundown in the City this season, the answer is probably the latter.

Even before our recent Downtown Renaissance, the majority of concerts, theatre productions and other forms of entertainment took place in the Old City or on Gay Street. It seemed as though West Knoxvillians were destined to spend the rest of their days without a cultural outlet.

Enter Brent Thompson--one of the brains behind the Bluefoot Arts collective, and also General Manager of Stir Fry Turkey Creek.

Brent has sought from the beginning of his reign as West Knoxville's Entertainment Guru to create at Stir Fry Cafe a melange of artistic expression. Not only can one enjoy some kick-ass tofu pad thai, but one can also marvel at (and purchase) locally crafted jewelery, paintings, pottery and other visual art. The live entertainment at this intimate creative oasis has ranged from jazz to folk to bluegrass.

Brent's latest endeavor is a traditional piano bar, featuring some of the most gifted local pianists including Donald Brown, Ben Maney and Jason Day. The piano bar is a delightful opportunity to catch these and other talented musicians au naturale--by that I mean without a band, silly.

The Stir Fry Cafe Piano Bar takes place Wednesday-Friday nights from 6-9pm. Be sure to stop in for some refreshing West Knoxville entertainment. (This might even be cool enough for the Downtowners to head West--and that's saying something!)

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All the martinis look this cool at Stir Fry--so will you!

July 05, 2006

Jamie Cullum at the Bijou

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This Friday night July 6th, British musician Jamie Cullum will be bringing his own brand of jazz-pop to the Bijou Theatre to promote his latest album, Catching Tales.

As with his past albums Pointless Nostalgic (2002) and Twentysomething (2003), his latest release works to bridge the gap between multiple genres of music. With his sultry Sinatra/Connick/Buble-style voice, his takes on the Great American Songbook make you swoon. But Cullum's not simply just another pretty baritone (however he is easy on the eyes!).

He is firmly rooted in jazz, but he tends to blur the lines between pop, hip hop, blues and funk--especially with his original pieces--by combining percussive rhythms, interesting melodies and often gritty lyrics. His ability to create a musical world where all genres play intelligently well with others is an exciting aural treat!

"At first I didn't think certain songs had a place in what I was doing with jazz, but I've realized that everything does, and that reaffirms my belief that jazz is the greatest platform to do whatever you want."

His cover of Jimi Hendrix's "The Wind Cries Mary" proves that perfectly.

"The way I like to approach music is to mix things round and, fortunately, I like to mix it with things that people find a bit more familiar. I love pop music so I mix jazz and pop music. Not because I want to make it accessible but because it’s music that I enjoy. I guess I've just got an angle on it that people find a bit more interesting."

Jamie Cullum is sure to live up to his reputation for witty, high-energy performances this Friday at the Bijou. Get your tickets if you don't have them already and we'll see you at the show!

Click here for more information about Jamie Cullum and his music.

July 04, 2006

Stick your nose in it

The truth of the matter is that the wine thing is way out of hand. It must be or else I wouldn’t have witnessed him, whom I took to be a frat boy, swirling and sniffing a goblet of wine late on a Friday night. Maybe he was drunk and trying to look like he wasn’t: I don’t know. Still, I wondered if he really knew what he was doing because though he had most of the right wine tasting moves down, he had his hand on the bowl of the glass and he was sniffing, almost daintily, above the rim of the glass. Tsk Tsk. That simply won’t do.

Tasting wine like a pro can be a wonderful thing especially if you’re in the company of those who will be impressed by your acumen – though, I’m not sure if it has a place in the confines of a weekend watering hole at the witching hour. Still, if you’re gonna do it, do it right.

There 5 basic steps to pro wine tasting – actually there are 7, but I’m omitting color analysis and initial, pre-swirl sniff for another day. Besides, that’s the height of the business, and it won’t help you much if you’re trying to look like a pro in the lovely half-light of a cool bar named after a gemstone.

So here’s a brief guide to the “how” of the tasting ritual and a little reasoning to clarify the “why” of the same.

PICK UP THE GLASS

That’s simple enough, eh? Just make sure that you grasp the glass by the stem, not the bowl. There are two reasons for this: one is that your hand is hot (oh, yeah) and is hotter than the wine; the other is that glass is like a billboard for fingerprints. So if your aim is elegance, smudges won’t help.

SWIRL

Get that wine moving because that helps all the lovely aromas jump outta the glass.

SNIFF

Sure the lovely aromas are jumping outta the glass, but like Pandora, you’ll be better off catching them before they leave – so stick your nose down into the glass (taking care not to inhale the wine – ugly, that). Now you’re supposed to think about what the wine smells like – is it fruit? Leather? Tar? Whatever it is, take note so you can say something clever like, “The apricots would be lovely, but I think they’re a little under ripe here.”

SIP

Don’t get excited and gulp, not yet anyway: take a little of the nectar in your mouth, swish it (silently please) and then let it rest in your mouth while your tongue evaluates the body – I love this part. Is it thin and leaves you wanting more? Is it full and mouth filling? Is it light like water or thick like something creamy? Does it taste like anything familiar?

SWALLOW

Okay - you only swallow if you’re out for a good time. If you’re being a professional – and I know this is counterintuitive – then you spit (subtly, please) into an appropriate receptacle. After you’ve ingested or expelled the fluid, think about how long the flavor lasts. Some folks like a lingering after-taste – a long finish – others want the afterglow to be short and simple. The point is to take note of it so you can make more clever remarks like, “boy, that’s long” or “this one’s a little short for me.”

And that’s just about it – okay, this is way too simple an explanation. Still, it’s a quick way to start understanding the way that wine gives multiple pleasures – and who doesn’t like multiple pleasures?

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