Knoxville520.com

Sara "Site Supreme Sultaness/Sultry Singer" Schwabe assumes the position -- the position from which wristbands and 520 site demos are properly delivered.

Note the perky, sincere smile. Observe the alert, upright posture. And pay close attention to the accessorizing of the staff-exclusive red 520 shirt. Not just anyone can pull off that head wrap and sunglasses thing. Trust your friendly 520 Pub Crawl LiveBlogger on this.

Finally, focus on the Emily Post-proper handling of the wristbands, such as to make recipients feel confident they're getting the real deal.

And yes, Schwabe's the one who's going to make this site fly. Go, Sara, go!